Kids Crazy Sayings

Have you ever been talking to your toddler/child and thought "Where do you come up with this stuff?" I do almost every day. I decided to record some of these because they just crack me up and I figured they might give you a little laugh as well.

Scenario One: I'm in the bathroom, being pregnant big surprise there. Of course I haven't been able to use it by myself since Monkey learned to crawl. He's just in the bathroom with me looking around and things and doesn't seem to be paying attention to me (when he does I try to kick him out) when all of a sudden he says, "I pee our my pee pee, you pee out your butt." I start laughing and just answer, "Sure, yes that what Mommy does." No point into getting into the details with him now. We will save that until a later time.

Scenario Two: We get home from a visit with Granny and Great Popa. I'm standing the kitchen talking to Grandma when I turn around and see Monkey undressing in the other room. I say, "Monkey what are you doing? Get your clothes back on." Monkey's response, "But I need a bath!" like it should have been obvious to me what he was doing. Apparently instead of asking for a bath he figured just undressing would get the job done. It did. We headed into the bathroom and he got a bath which was much needed.

Scenario Three: We are in the parking lot getting out of the car when Monkey says, "That's like a dolphin so it can swim." I'm thinking, "Huh?" but say, "What looks like a dolphin?" Monkey says, "The car can swim cause it's like a dolphin." I look around to still try to understand what he is talking about when I see the car next to ours. It is a Cadillac that has what looks like a fin on the top of the car.

I say, "Yes, it does look like a dolphin fin but cars can't swim." Monkey proceeds to argue with me that this car can swim because it's like a dolphin. I continue to explain why cars can't swim and after a little time he finally is convinced that cars are only for land. He has such an imagination!

Scenario Four: We went fishing with his cousins and Popa. While we are waiting for Popa to get all the fishing stuff up we feed the ducks and geese. There is this one goose that climbs out of the water and tries to steel the bread out of Monkey's hands. I grab Monkey's hat and start smacking the ground to try and scare it away. It backs up and then comes again. He does this several times until I have to get up and actually scare it back into the water. When we are done fishing and in the car heading home Monkey tells me, "That was one scary goose!" all dramatic. So adorable!

Last Scenario: We are in the car and we have been listening to Monkey's kids CD's the past couple times we were in the car. This time Daddy is driving and has country on when the theme song from Cars comes on and Monkey said, "Mommy, you turn on a song for me?" very excitedly. It's really funny what kids remember from movies.

Please share your kids funny or random comments. I would love to hear them!